Mark Twain Quotes

A man cannot be comfortable
without his own approval.

Mark Twain quotes are a source of entertainment and education. Nobody gave us the kind of insight into life in America’s heartland that the young man born Samuel Clemens has.

From his bird’s eye perch along the great Mississippi, Mark Twain was able to see life for what it truly is and to express it in some of the greatest works of American literature. Whether opening our eyes to the realities of bigotry or painting a picture of life on his beloved river, Mark Twain enlightened through his works and inspired through his every day life. Even today, we can learn from him through these Mark Twain quotes and others like them:


Mark Twain Quotes


A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
-- Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
-- Mark Twain

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
-- Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
-- Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
-- Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
-- Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
-- Mark Twain

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
-- Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
-- Mark Twain

Here are more witty and wise Mark Twain quotes:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.
-- Mark Twain

All right, then, I'll go to hell.
-- Mark Twain

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
-- Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
-- Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
-- Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
-- Mark Twain

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
-- Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Still more Mark Twain quotes to engage and entertain: Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
-- Mark Twain

Better a broken promise than none at all.
-- Mark Twain

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
-- Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
-- Mark Twain

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
-- Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
-- Mark Twain

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
-- Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
-- Mark Twain

Even though he was a writer, Mark Twain did not believe in mincing words. As these Mark Twain quotes indicate, he put things simply and directly, with more than a little touch of humor.

Life is something to be experienced and digested fully, and hopefully these quotes can help us all to see it the same way that Mark Twain did.




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